I hid the remote control under the couch on purpose to look at her ass

Tired of fucking with a rubber dick? Here's a real one

She jerked me off with her legs, and I thanked her by giving her a pussy-jerk

I'll take off my teacher's pants and fuck him — it's more fun to fuck

Oh, I'm so fucking hot! Hey you, around the corner, come here, you're gonna fuck me

Remember, baby — he who fucks decides where he comes

Don't take that sex toy, brother, or who else is going to fuck me?

I'll convince my wife to record a home video and fuck her right away, or she'll change her mind

I called the programmer and didn't get dressed — of course, he fell for it!

"The deeper you take in your mouth, the faster you get a new iPhone."

Who does yoga like that? Take off your pants, I'll show you how to do it

Mia Bandini won't go to bed until she's been properly fucked